I know that the Proofing God Exist series are started by Lucy but I think I would like to give my 2 cents about this topic. Now, this topic occurs when I was having a water cooler talk with my colleagues during our 5 minute break of our daily routine as a programmer. A colleague ask me about how do you define God in terms of Information Technology. Now, mind you, even for me that kind of topic doesn’t really suit a water cooler talk in the office and I’m also very discrete around this kind of topic. But, this topic is not started by me and I just giving my answer based on my opinion.
Alright, so my answer is if God is a progammer, then he is a shitty programmer. Consider this, God made three applications: Heaven, Universe, and Hell. Now, the Universe app is free to download. It has a 100 years or less limited version. Not only that, since this app is free, it is riddled with bugs and crashes. Maybe in one of two users of this application will experience lag in his heart, crashes such as volcano eruption or earthquakes, and so on. Now, you can report about this bug or crash to God but it’s up to him to fix it. Most of the time, God just ignores this report and treat it as natural phenomenon. Now, does God know what he’s doing? Well, most of the time since he’s is the progammer but he might also be surprised on the outcome of the application he programmed.
Anyway, there is a twist of this application. If this application has expired the limit usage, you can get the Heaven application which is the full version of the Universe application. It has no limit time usage, free from bugs and crashes, and it enhances you as a user. To get the application, you have to write a good review about the Universe application. You have to praise God everyday with good review and brag how God is a brilliant programmer. Even, God has his loyal fans that always pursuade people to use this application and if people don’t use this application, that loyal fans will loath you and condemn you to death. If you write good reviews to God, then congratulation you will earn the Heaven application and enjoy your life in eternity.
If you choose otherwise, then your Universe application will be upgraded to Hell application, where this application will troll and torture you to death and just restart to do the same thing for all eternity. Now, what does that God make? In my opinion, that makes God a very evil and shitty programmer. If you haven’t catch my drift, God makes a shitty application riddled with crashes and bugs but still demand the user to write good review for him in exchange for a full version of the application. Not only that, God threats the users if they write bad review to God he will make the application into Hell application which will not bring a pleasant experience for the user. It’s kind of funny when you strip God and look into God objectively, he is nothing more than a Narcissist, Obssessed, and Evil person.